Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
So that’s who runs horse_ebooks.
Just finished outlander, and I have to say…not one of my favorites. Don’t get me wrong, I liked a lot of it. But I so WISH there was fanfic out there. It’s a great way to talk about the books, give your ideas for what you like/don’t like, take the idea of the character and throw them someplace else and see how they hold up, etc. I cant really see why people are so against fanfic, for the most part. As the Internet has taught us in the past decade or so…once you put something out there, people will pretty much do with it what they will. It’s like taking your super awesome new kickball, tossing it out on the playground, and not letting anyone else touch it. If you don’t want to share, leave it at home. Your know how you learn to play guitar by watching Eric Clapton on tv and trying out his songs in your bedroom, the school hallway, and anywhere else you can find? Everyone freakin knows your not Clapton, right, and no one seems to mind. But as soon as its written down people feak out. Fanfic gets a bad rap.I don’t get it. I seriously don’t get it.
First of all, there’s the question of why is she so strongly opposed to fanfiction. I understand that she doesn’t want to read it, but why ask people not to even write it?
Especially when she pretty much flaunts with other fanworks. She seems to adore…
Reblog With an Irrational Fear
Zombie ETSharks
mascots
benedict cumberbatch
video game spiders
the dark
bugs with flight capability, death by paper cuts
motherfucking stairs
that bear on the downy products.. snuggle
getting hit in the teeth.
fish.
crustaceans.
(Source: crudemattr)
Inspired by Molly Weasley by Caitie
(Source: spitcastle)
Minimal: Hogwarts Students - Part One
1. Put on nail polish and let dry. 2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested. 3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail. 4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself. 5. Paint top coat if desired.
Now it feels like I’ve been waiting for that all my life…
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